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lioncub:

longlivethequeen:epikfailure:fuckyeahstrangefinds:

Tuxedo Condom (Dick’s Formal Wear)

If you are going to a formal occasion, why should your condoms not be formal as well? The only FDA approved printed condom available, this thing is not just a novelty. There are times when you want to look your best, and there is no reason why you can’t still be dashing even when your tuxedo lays crumpled at the foot of the bed. (Source)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

-DIES-

there is too much class in this whole post

Oh. My. G-d. that bow tie. Amazing.

On my wedding night I will demand NOTHING LESS